Sempi is the resident expert on all things greek mythology in our household. He will often share “interesting” facts in the form of “Did you know… ?”.
One such conversation ensues.
Sempi: Did you know that Apollo actually shot a plague of arrows?
But it is often misintepreted as he shot arrows of palgue.
Vian : What do you mean?
Sempi: He shot so many arrows in the sky that it was a plague of arrows.
He did not shoot an arrow with plague in it.
Vian : Ooohhh. So he is not the god of plague?
Sempi: Exactly!
Vian : So he was a plauge of god.
Sempi: What? No! *Bah*
Sempi leaves the room making grunting noises at this unexpected turn of phrase.