The kids like to scare me by trying to jump out from under the covers and yell “BOO!”. I like to pretend that I’m scared of their tactics. The other day I decided to return the favor by suddenly entering their room and yelling “BOO!”. I managed to scare Vian and he started giggling in fear and shrunk back under his comforter.
Me: Hey Vian, looks like I scared the bejeezus out of you.
Vian: No! No! I’m not scared. I don’t even have any bejeezus, so you didn’t really scare any bejeezus.