We’re potty training Sempi. You’ve been warned.
Sempi: Appa would you like some chocolate juice.
Me: Chocolate Juice? Sure. (I’m highly suspicious)
Sempi: Come to the bathroom I’ll make you some chocolate juice.
Me: (My suspicions were confirmed?)
Sempi runs to the bathroom and uses the spring loaded toilet paper holder as his juicer. Makes blender sounds while pressing down on his juicer.
Sempi: Here you go. (Hands me a pretend cup)
I’m somewhat relieved.
Sempi: I need your debit card to pay.