I don’t know how to play Minecraft. Vian (5yo) decided he’s going to educate me. We’re now playing real-world Minecraft in the front yard without a computer. He’s narrating various aspects of the game as he’s walking around the front yard. A leather armor, iron ingot, wooden pickax, bedrock and so on.
Then he delivers this pearl of wisdom.
Vian: Here’s a good tip. When you’re in the game don’t mess with me. I’m invincible and I can fly.
Then proceeds to extol the virtues of bedrock and diamond pickax.