After a particularly rough night with the new born, Yoshi and I are sitting in the dining room eating breakfast. Vian is sleeping in the bedroom.
Yoshi: Can you check on the baby?
Me: Sure
*Checked on him to make sure he’s still breathing*
Me: He’s sleeping with the utmost satisfaction of someone who has stolen two people’s sleep.
Yoshi: Haha. *tired and jittery laughter*