Yoshi is making hot cocoa for everyone after our snow play day.
Me: I think I’m going to drink all the hot chocolate that Amma is making.
Vian (5yo): If you drink my hot chocolate, I’m going to punch you 5 million times in your face.
Me: You can’t even count that high, Vian.
Vian: Ok then I’m going to punch you one hundred times.