Porcupine

After a 4 week paternity leave, I’m getting ready to go back to work. 

I’ve taken a shower, trimmed my beard, wearing a decent button up shirt and slacks. Sempi walks by and he says: 

Sempi: Appa you look different. 

I’m gearing up for a compliment. 

Sempi: You look like a porcupine. 

That’s his way of noticing that I haven’t combed my hair.

Me: Thanks a lot man. 

I should have known better. :P