My buddy just told me that his wife is 11 weeks pregnant. An exchange we had over the phone: Anand: If we have a boy, we’ll start receiving applications from potential brides. Would you guys be interested in pre-applying? Me: Well if we have a girl, I’m sure she can kidnap your boy without any trouble, saving us the trouble of application fees. I’m freakin' excited for Anand and Abirami.