I am a big fan of Nina Simone. I like singing her songs out loud. Particularly this song with the following lyrics: I put a spell on you. ‘Coz you’re mine……. I sing this song to Sempi with a twist. I sit him on the dining table for his breakfast and I sing I put a bib on you. ‘Coz you’re mine……. I’ve been singing this to him ever since he could sit straight....
Sempi and Yoshi are playing with trucks. Sempi is showing off his collection of trucks. Sempi: This is a steam roller, an excavator, ass truck and a low boy. Yoshi: Ass truck? Sempi: Yeah it dumps out asphalt. Yoshi: Of all the trucks you could have abbreviated, you choose the asphalt truck…?
Yoshi is sitting on the floor wiping some of Sempi’s pee. Sempi runs up to her from behind and gives her a hug. Yoshi: Aw! Thank you sweetie. Sempi: I’m not hugging you, I’m waiting for my piggy back ride. Yoshi: Of course you are…
We’re potty training Sempi. You’ve been warned. Sempi: Appa would you like some chocolate juice. Me: Chocolate Juice? Sure. (I’m highly suspicious) Sempi: Come to the bathroom I’ll make you some chocolate juice. Me: (My suspicions were confirmed?) Sempi runs to the bathroom and uses the spring loaded toilet paper holder as his juicer. Makes blender sounds while pressing down on his juicer. Sempi: Here you go. (Hands me a pretend cup)...
This is part of Sempi’s potty training series. Today he successfully pooped in his portable potty. Sempi: Appa the poop looks like a hot dog. Me: Thanks man, thanks for that imagery. I’m glad I’m a vegetarian.